Dumb Joke of the Day
If you missed it at 640, here's your chance to miss it again.
DumbJoke6-29-07.mp3
This item you use around work travels six miles in its lifetime.
An office chair
The average cost of this is $27,690.00.
A wedding!
Join us tonight at Smuggler's Inn after 7pm for dancing and fun! 435 and Front Street on the Eastside.

In the Tuscany styled room at the Chateau Avalon Hotel in Village West near the Speedway. Deb Harris (top) invited me to celebrate the hotel staff with an Office Invasion. The fellow in the gray suit is Steve Beaumont, owner and creator of this hotel of many uniquely styled rooms. Grandma's Catering was even served on fine hotel china. Cool!
70% of single females admit they have snooped here to find out things about their partner.
Their partner's cell phone

Thanks to Mike Thompson from Fox 4 News/Weather who joined us this morning to help Feed The Children. Listen here...
MikeThompson-on-949KCMO.mp3
Help us feed the kids of Kansas City at 1-888-58-CHILD or log onto 949KCMO.com We're rollin' commercial free until 7pm and taking your donations. Got a challenge for someone? Call the station at 576-7949.
Post event note: Thanks everyone. You helped us raise $75,000 enough to feed 15000 families in the area!
Dogs destroy 58,500 of these a year. What do they destroy?
Cell phones

Congratulations ladies. You rule the week again for the third week in a row. Guys, take good care of the lady in your life! Next Monday at 740am we'll compete again.
Men do it all the time but 90% of women say they have never done this; possibly because they were unable to do it.
Whistle
Join us starting at 6am tomorrow for a commercial free day spent with lots of music, fun and our request of you for a donation of cash to help feed the children of Kansas City.

Every Monday at 740am join us for Who Rules the Week. This week the ladies are in control so men, take good care of them. If you'd like to come up with some questions for the opposite sex send them
here.
With Summer here, we're heading out on vacation but doing this on vacation has declined 75% in just the last 10 years.
Sending postcards