
What we big time radio celebrities
do over the weekend!

Barack speaks in Independence MO today but
so does Dick.
Women spend 58 days of their life removing this.
unwanted hair
You are rarely more than six feet away from one of these.
a spider
Dick and the Traffic Guy
....get in the office after the shift and act out scenes from the TV show "Different Strokes". They've even
recut the theme as an editorial statement on the current oil crisis.
In the month of June, these two words are spoken more often than any other month of the year.
I do
37% of people don't know how to do this in a public toilet.
manually flush an electric flushing stool
9% of us will not go into the yard during the summer because of this.
snakes
One third of us have done this at work. It used to be a no-no but now some employers are encouraging it.
sleeping on the job
Some companies even provide sleep rooms for that quick nap.
According to a new study, you can save $100 a year if you stop doing this in the bathroom.
singing in the shower
12% of married couples do this at bedtime.
sleep in separate beds

Here's the gang from Johnson County Comm College in a pre-lunch photo. These people help make the Summer education classes work smoothly. Go to 949kcmo.com to sign up your office.
97% of employees agree this is unacceptable at work.
Eating someone else's food
20 years ago, these weighed 8% less than the average woman. Today they weigh about 23% less than the average woman.
fashion models
The average driver will do this nine times in their lifetime as a driver.
lock themselves out of their car
According to some realtors, having this nearby may increase the value of your home.
a Starbucks
The more education you receive in life the larger this is....
Your signature
What is the most common name given to people in the world?
Muhammad
Very few people in the world can do this but after hearing it, 90% of us will try it.
Lick your elbow
10% of us have one of these on the floor of our car right now.
a french fry
Each morning at 5:40a we give you the question and you win the prizes.
Monday's ????
50% MORE men have done THIS this year compared with the same period last year.
Botox
Tuesday's ????
This was once a common feature in cars and trucks but today, not one can be found.
Headlight dimmer button on the floor
Wednesday's ???
5% of teenage boys have done this at their prom.
split their pants
Thursday's ???
US researchers have discovered that the MORE children a woman has, the FEWER of these she is likely to have.
teeth
(possibly because of the calcium needs the kids take from her)
Friday's ???
In the beginning of a marriage this lasts about 40 minutes. Later, the time drops to less than 15 minutes.
Dinner conversation